Me *trying to buy yet another gardening device*
Home Depot employee: I’m sorry, you exceeded your rake limit
This probably isn’t good
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Opening twitter feels like visiting a recently abandoned house – you can still see how things have been but every now and then a picture falls from the wall and no one bothers to look what’s causing the weird smell in the kitchen
I can’t deal with men any longer
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No problem, 3 people is my maximum anyway
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Girl, if you’re into rocks, I promise you’ll be
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GOOD LORD WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE oh wait it’s just the tile pattern
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Washing machine doesn’t give a shit
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Oh my god gurrrll, he said WHAT? Told you men are trash now did I, alright gimme the tea!
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My daily affirmation
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Is everything ok, babe? You haven’t even touched your eppe
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Yeah, I don’t think this is how it works
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What the hell is going on in that bathroom?
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Why did they have to make a sign
why did they have to make a sign
why did they have to make a sign![]()
Say sliders to drugs
Say no to yes![]()