Me: Shout out to all my homies!
Homies: Stop shouting at us.
Tater Tots is a much better name than the original Crispy Potato Embryos.
Stupid seal at the zoo would not sing “kiss by a rose.” REFUND!
People are like, “How cute! Your dog looks just like you!” I’m like, “That’s my son.”
Sirs & Ma’ams, It is a well-known fact that when Jesus takes the wheel, He doesn’t just stop with the wheel. He takes the stereo too.