Waiter, there’s a man in my soup
When kidnappers take sensitivity training: fragrance free chloroform
Google reviews are always so mixed..
Him: I’m an English teacher
Me: Oh yeah? Recite all the Englishes
Just a thought. Why do trees get naked come Fall? They’re so careless too, just leaving their clothes everywhere
Olive Garden. Where the prices are high, but the expectations are low…
It was suggested I gargle salt water to ease gum pain. Found potato chips works just as well. Salt is salt
Hell, it’s the 70s all over again. Cheap gas, shaggy hair and no where to go
[ Dracula opens freezer ]
Her: What are you doing with my tampons?
Dracula: Making popsicles