Gecko at McDonald’s crawl through:
I’ll have A Bug Mac, flies & a small snake.
Him: How close is the storm?
Me: Let me Google it.
*laptop blows away*
Me: OK Fine. 𝑰’𝑳𝑳 cook the turkey this time for the Holiday.
Me: Who wants burnt meat and who wants raw meat?
Baby Bella mushroom: Where did I come from?
Full of shiitake biology teacher:
Well when umami and udadi who love each other very much…
Me: You ate radishes.
Friend: How can you tell?
Me: You’re burping them.
F: They were really good radishes.
Me: Not from where I’m standing.