@CrackedIllusion

People are great at finding evidence that supports their beliefs while dismissing any evidence that contradicts them.

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It’s cute how my psychiatrist pretends I’m not an international sex symbol who moonlights as a super assassin.

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Haven’t refilled my prescriptions in a while. Which has been instrumental creating the mass grave beneath this wood shed.

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Being a man is pretty cool because men get to have sex with women. Some men.. sometimes.