@DCpierson MOST RESTAURANTS:
Waiter: “Have you dined with us before?”
You: “No.”
Waiter: “Oh! Well, (*proceeds to describe a normal restaurant*)”
@DCpierson @DCpierson A warlock cursed me to forever be standing in line behind people trying to remember the name of a movie, and I know exactly what movie it is
@DCpierson So much gross product placement in THE SHINING. It’s like, fine, I’ll buy an axe.
@DCpierson I’m a Lit major. I did my thesis on why my car is in the front yard and I’m sleeping with my clothes on.