@DropDeadJud

Standing on the corner with a cardboard sign that says ‘will work around red flags.’

@DropDeadJud

Shit. My neighbor told me her name thirty minutes ago. You guys, what was it?

@DropDeadJud

Still trying to figure out the whole speed/tilt ratio for drinking out of a cup.

@DropDeadJud

I was going to delete that tweet with the typo but then I realized it was upsetting people.