@DropDeadJud Standing on the corner with a cardboard sign that says ‘will work around red flags.’
@DropDeadJud 
@DropDeadJud Shit. My neighbor told me her name thirty minutes ago. You guys, what was it?
@DropDeadJud Still trying to figure out the whole speed/tilt ratio for drinking out of a cup.
@DropDeadJud superterriblemorningexpialidocious
@DropDeadJud Don’t talk to me, I’m sober.
@DropDeadJud I was going to delete that tweet with the typo but then I realized it was upsetting people.
@DropDeadJud *brings a full menstrual cup to a bank robbery