Standing on the corner with a cardboard sign that says ‘will work around red flags.’
Shit. My neighbor told me her name thirty minutes ago. You guys, what was it?
Still trying to figure out the whole speed/tilt ratio for drinking out of a cup.
Don’t talk to me, I’m sober.
I was going to delete that tweet with the typo but then I realized it was upsetting people.
*brings a full menstrual cup to a bank robbery