@Elifcello

Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I’d like to read a medication bottle and see “May cause extreme sexiness”.

@Elifcello

Dear prisoners: How about liquid soap?

You’re welcome.

@Elifcello

Every so often I Google my name hoping someone stole my identity and made a better something out of myself.

@Elifcello

Never judge someone because they sin differently than you.