@English_Channel [Garden Of Eden]
Adam: Is this your first time?
Eve: YES ADAM! Literally, everything I do is my “first time”, for the love of God please stop asking.
@English_Channel @English_Channel The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wore masks to hide their identities from all the other walking and talking turtles
@English_Channel Don’t let Hollywood fool you. I was in an orphanage for 13 yrs and we only broke into a song & choreographed dance twice
@English_Channel When the battle starts, but it’s also laundry day
@English_Channel a ‘suggested’ serving size of chips seems to have been calculated by someone who has never eaten a chip
@English_Channel art teacher: …and that’s how you paint a face
picasso: *running in* sorry, i’m late. what did i miss?
@English_Channel a rare painting of a porcu’melon
@English_Channel violence is never the answer unless you’re doing a crossword and it asks “behavior involving physical force” (8 letters)
@English_Channel manure salesmen ask ”do you want flies with that?”
@English_Channel what’s another way to say “codependent psycho”? I want this dating profile to be perfect