@Erin1137

People only fall for me because I give them a swift leg swoop when they least expect it.

@Erin1137

I love medieval baby paintings because they either look like a baby who has done crossfit since birth or that creepy middle aged dude who sells drugs at the end of my street

@Erin1137

*tells the kids to stop skateboarding in the house*

**skateboards in the house after they go to sleep**