@FredTaming

inventor of shirts: sleeves are awesome

inventor of vests: disagree

inventor of turtlenecks: there should be three of them

@FredTaming

police sketch artist: you sure his ears were this long

me: i thought we were doing a silly one

@FredTaming

me: can we stop at olive garden

mom: we have family at home

@FredTaming

me: [to woman next to me] blow on it for luck

craps dealer: no soup at the table

@FredTaming

we need to take away the covid variant naming rights from the nerds trying to make it sound cool