@Halbeerz

I’ve never hated a neighbour enough to get wind chimes.

@Halbeerz

So Nickelback is playing a flood relief concert for Alberta. Like those folks haven’t suffered enough.

@Halbeerz

If I like my job am I a “gruntled” employee??

@Halbeerz

Girlfriend just called me by my full given name.This is gonna end poorly.

@Halbeerz

After what happened to Lance Armstrong I’m kinda worried they are gonna come after my bowling trophies