Me: The cool thing about writing is that you learn a lot about yourself.
*learns a lot about myself*
*repeatedly tries to explain Sisyphus to classmates who have apparently never heard of him*
I wish you guys could get how ironic this is.
Sticks and stones may break my bones
but words can ＳＵＭＭＯＮ ＤＥＭＯＮＳ
Whenever I experience happiness, I signal this to other humans by showing the sharpest part of my skeleton.
The homework is due on Monday.
“Can I get an extension?”
The homework is due on Monday.png
FACT: When a dog barks at you, it’s actually their skeleton barking.
PROOF: I have never seen a dog without a skeleton bark.
Your head is basically just the smartest part of your body wrapped in the spookiest part of your body.
I had to grease a lot of palms to get to where I am today
*cut to me oiling up tropical trees*
I always think it’s funny when I go to the bank because my last name is Banks
Teller: “haha. First name?”
*Pulls out gun*
*goes in bank with finger guns*
This is a robbery!
“no one’ll take you seriously-”
*switches to double barrel finger guns*
“do what he says”