@Hormonella Coffee so hot I give it my real phone number.
@Hormonella @Hormonella Add mushrooms to any salad for that farm fresh taste of dirt.
@Hormonella What North Korea really needs is a decent haircut.
@Hormonella God: Let’s give them the ability to feel remorse.
Satan: I like that. Say, from 2:00 – 4:00 AM?
@Hormonella If you can’t be with the dog you love, pat the dog you’re with.
@Hormonella So Mother Theresa puts a dish towel on her head and she’s a “saint” but when I put a dish towel on MY head I’m “drunk in the kitchen again?”
@Hormonella “I love this song!”
“This is my favorite song!”
“I love this song!”
“No, THIS is my favorite song!”
~ Me, listening to my own playlist
@Hormonella Chihuahua is my favorite pet that is also the sound I make during a bikini wax.
@Hormonella And YOU get a vegetable pod!
And YOU get a vegetable pod!
And YOU get a vegetable pod!
And YOU get a vegetable pod!
~ The Okra Show
@Hormonella Wish I could focus on anything with even half the intensity of my dog watching me eat yogurt.