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I’m at my most Liam Neeson when my food is missing from the employee fridge.

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My answer to most questions is an intelligible grunt, a flustered pointing motion, & a 3 hour nap.

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if i was a conductor of an orchestra, i would abuse my power by making them warm up to a stirring rendition of “ice, ice, baby.”

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“on your left u see fred in camo, on your right is bertha, she has ridden many miles on that electric cart.” If walmart had tour guides.