I’m at my most Liam Neeson when my food is missing from the employee fridge.
My answer to most questions is an intelligible grunt, a flustered pointing motion, & a 3 hour nap.
if i was a conductor of an orchestra, i would abuse my power by making them warm up to a stirring rendition of “ice, ice, baby.”
my dad didn’t let me date untill i was pregnant…
“on your left u see fred in camo, on your right is bertha, she has ridden many miles on that electric cart.” If walmart had tour guides.