@InternalJane

overheard in the elevator
dude 1: “I have a song stuck in my head, it’s killing me”
dude 2: “aw man yeah, I’ve got like 4”
dude 1: “at least you’ve got a playlist”

@InternalJane

me: looking for a dining table to enhance the ✨aesthetic👄 of my apartment
also me: egge?? 😮

@InternalJane

furnishing my new place and can’t pick what dining table or chairs I want. All I know is that my nachosaurus is on the way and needs somewhere to stand.