You guys, Christ is rising again soon and to make him feel extra welcome, we’ve put up paintings of each stage of his murder
When a zoo animal dies they always call it “beloved” or a “crowd favorite” like there’s some animal named “Jimmy the zebra everyone hates”
Game of Thrones, at its core, has always been a show about how much it sucks to be a horse
7:43 pm: I am in an argument with my girlfriend and my anger is justified
7:51 pm: I have just apologized for the Salem Witch Trials