@Ivsy01 some people recharge in nature. some people recharge at the olive garden.
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@Ivsy01 think of all the paper we are saving complaining online.
@Ivsy01 If you want to make someone happy, leave the room and come back in as an outdoor cedar soaking tub near a quiet cabin in Topanga.
@Ivsy01 i was skeptical about people paying money for my tweets but i just did the math and i could quite possibly make $5.98 a month.
@Ivsy01 my daughter told me she has a crush on a guy who plays a drug dealer on a show and i’m like oh you get that from me.
@Ivsy01 One time I overheard my coworker answer a question with ‘I don’t know, I was in Prague’ so that’s my go to now whenever I don’t have the answer to a question.
@Ivsy01 A guy in line just asked me to hold his coffee and I’m like I’m not looking for anything serious right now.
@Ivsy01 Him: How was your day?
Me: (watching a movie about a shark trapped in a grocery store) Very busy.
@Ivsy01 Just send him 60 texts explaining how you understand he needs his alone time.
@Ivsy01 People used to have to hunt for food now its like omg two people are in line ahead of me at Starbucks.