@Izianikapani Water towers were invented so angst ridden teenagers had something to climb in 80s movies.
@Izianikapani @Izianikapani Given that our animals have pockets I think we can agree that Australia is more evolved than the rest of the world.
@Izianikapani Saw a video for vegan cauliflower icecream on fb and heard the four horsemen of the apocalypse thunder overhead.
@Izianikapani Who told cauliflower it can be anything it wants?
@Izianikapani Goldfish: did you remember to take out the garbage?
Elephant: [rolls eyes]
Goldfish: did you remember to take out the garbage?
@Izianikapani In Australia we say tuna not tuna fish because tuna cow and tuna chicken are not readily available here.
@Izianikapani Him:When do you get off?
Me: Usually once you go to sleep
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me: Oh you mean work? 6 o’clock Hun, see you then.
@Izianikapani Food that tastes nothing like its name:
egg roll
pineapple
hamster
@Izianikapani “I refuse to be part of an apartheid system that reveres whiteness and segregates those of colour”
“Just do the damn laundry”
@Izianikapani Please don’t tell my kids they haven’t got a pet chameleon.