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Water towers were invented so angst ridden teenagers had something to climb in 80s movies.

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Given that our animals have pockets I think we can agree that Australia is more evolved than the rest of the world.

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Saw a video for vegan cauliflower icecream on fb and heard the four horsemen of the apocalypse thunder overhead.

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Goldfish: did you remember to take out the garbage?
Elephant: [rolls eyes]
Goldfish: did you remember to take out the garbage?

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In Australia we say tuna not tuna fish because tuna cow and tuna chicken are not readily available here.

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Him:When do you get off?

Me: Usually once you go to sleep

Him:

Me:

Him:

Me: Oh you mean work? 6 o’clock Hun, see you then.

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Food that tastes nothing like its name:
egg roll
pineapple
hamster

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“I refuse to be part of an apartheid system that reveres whiteness and segregates those of colour”

“Just do the damn laundry”