@Jeff_Gephart

What idiot called it a hot air balloon and not a sphere of heights

@Jeff_Gephart

Is it a bad sign when your 8 year old laptop starts smoking?
Or is it just going through a rebellious phase?

@Jeff_Gephart

Interviewer: Can you perform under pressure?

Me: Pretty much but I have to fake some of the David Bowie parts because I’m not sure the words