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Some people ask, what would Jesus do. I ask, will it frighten the squirrels?

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“My middle name is War-and-Peace.”

“What?”

“It’s a long story.”

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This day in history. 1675. English king Charles II ordered that all coffee houses be closed because the populace was becoming alarmingly alert.

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Yes I’m still watching, Netflix, and it’s not like you don’t have things to be ashamed of.