This day in history. 1950. The FBI put out its first 10 Most Wanted list and my dad lost a bet because only 2 of the guys were his brothers.
I just found out that blackbirds aren’t afraid of squirrels and now I’m afraid of blackbirds.
I would throw myself under a duvet for you.
I don’t know why these Jehovah’s Witnesses won’t give me their addresses in case I think of something more to shout at them.
My tombstone will read I should have googled it first.
The problem with Chinese food is an hour later you feel like hacking the Pentagon again.
Thank you for your comment did you use some kind of random word generator?
I would walk barefoot over hot koalas for you.
Little does this young woman in the house behind mine who just closed the curtains know that it was the curtains I was looking at.
I only studied genetics so I would know who to blame.