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This day in history. 1950. The FBI put out its first 10 Most Wanted list and my dad lost a bet because only 2 of the guys were his brothers.

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I just found out that blackbirds aren’t afraid of squirrels and now I’m afraid of blackbirds.

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I don’t know why these Jehovah’s Witnesses won’t give me their addresses in case I think of something more to shout at them.

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The problem with Chinese food is an hour later you feel like hacking the Pentagon again.

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Little does this young woman in the house behind mine who just closed the curtains know that it was the curtains I was looking at.