@Kateness8 stages of eating a banana:
– oh hey a banana
– it’s so sweet
– so easy to chew
– I like bananas
– oh god I’m only halfway done
– how big is this banana
– I’m so bored
– will this ever end
– one bite left
– I’m throwing it away now
@Kateness8 @Kateness8 One time I was out with a guy and he needed new jeans so he opened up maps and just typed in “pants”
@Kateness8 People in horror movies be like “this weapon just saved my life, I’m gonna toss it aside now”
@Kateness8 This is not me but this is me
@Kateness8 “What’s the worst that can happen?”
Buddy I’ve got anxiety, I’ll make you a list
@Kateness8 Me: I made a perfect napping spot just for you
My cat: no thank you, I would rather be uncomfortable than do anything you suggest
@Kateness8 Instagram: look how pretty everything is
Facebook: look how easy everything is
Twitter: look how painfully funny everything can be if you just actually look at it and be honest
Tiktok: look at how dancing everything is
@Kateness8 I was just thinking “oh shoot I forgot something” and it came out as “oh fruit”
@Kateness8 Mustaches are just nose hairs that believed in themselves