@KlMBERLY_

Ended a relationship today. Don’t worry, it wasn’t mine.

@KlMBERLY_

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s your common sense leaving your body.

@KlMBERLY_

The fact that folks get so riled up over nudity but aren’t upset that anybody could be carrying a gun makes me want to shoot people.