@KonaSlater

“nft” sounds like an onomatopoeia of a little toot sneaking out

@KonaSlater

Waiting for a Sesame Street episode where Elmo puts paper over Rocco, killing him instantly

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4: When can I wear 13 shirts?

Me: When you live in NYC and get in an argument with your roommate and decide to put on all of his clothes