@LFdiepretty

Calm down, I’m only asking for your last name because I want to check how well it pairs with the baby names I have picked out for our kids.

@LFdiepretty

I am not an accident waiting to happen.
I am an accident.
Happening.

@LFdiepretty

If you don’t want to play with me I’ll just play with myself!

– Overheard in 2nd grade today… Me too kid, me too.