I’m like a Picasso. You’re not sure quite what’s going on with me, but something definitely isn’t right.
What’s the purpose of hanging plants on your porch? Is it a warning to the other plants in the neighborhood that you’re not a house to be trifled with?
An hour into this 15 minute recipe and I’m still dicing onions.
No, I didn’t get the flu shot. I just make sure to avoid people from October into April.
HER: Boxers or briefs?
HER: Really? But you look so young.