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If the virus can keep becoming a new version of itself so can you.

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I’m not signing up for the 401k, there’s no way I can run that far.

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Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I drink some beer.

I call this the Heineken maneuver.

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If you love something, set it free…

Except if ‘It’ is a man.

Because he’ll get lost,

and won’t ask for directions.

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I think having a highway to Hell and only a stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.

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1) Go to Starbucks
2) Order coffee
3) Say your name is Waldo
4) Leave

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Learn cursive, they said. You’ll need it your whole life, they said.