@LoveNLunchmeat It’s not a bad movie if you fell asleep because clearly you needed a nap, not a movie.
@LoveNLunchmeat 
@LoveNLunchmeat Yesterday my son told me I was the funniest person he knows which was so sweet. Then he asked for twenty dollars.
@LoveNLunchmeat I’m Irish which is kinda like being Sith, if I’m mad you can feel my hatred from anywhere in the galaxy
@LoveNLunchmeat If anything happens to me and I die, please don’t tell my husband how many times I’ve used garlic powder instead of real garlic.
@LoveNLunchmeat Everybody’s an atheist until the final two minutes of a sports game.
@LoveNLunchmeat Not saying I’m impatient, but I do appreciate a murder in the first chapter.
@LoveNLunchmeat My mom is learning how to use emoji and today she sent me the thumbs up. Did my mom break up with me? Oh well. We had a pretty good run.
@LoveNLunchmeat I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.
@LoveNLunchmeat Why stop at biting during sex?
Bite people all the time.
@LoveNLunchmeat I was in the Valentine’s aisle looking for candy, and next to the adorable stuffed pink bears were the high-powered binoculars. Finally a store that understands the romance of stalking.