No sweetie, you can’t have your giant chocolate bunny for breakfast, that’s not healthy and also mommy ate it for dinner last night.
People who aren’t entombed in 8 feet of snow, what’s it like to live in a tropical paradise?
*hires skywriter*
YOU CAN’T BLOCK ME
I just saved a bundle on future college tuition by finding out my 4 year old wants to be a gum ball when he grows up.
Thinking of having kids? Practice getting small children ready to play in the snow by wrestling a pair of gloves onto an angry octopus.
My son asked what it was like to be a parent so I begged him to make me chicken nuggets and then held on to his leg so he couldn’t move.
Fun Fact: the average group of 4 yr olds can take up to 7 years to break open a piñata.
I wish the dude that jogs around my neighborhood all day would wear a Super Mario costume. And occasionally duck into sewers.
I just don’t get life insurance. Why would I want to give my family a financial incentive to kill me?