
forged some of the most powerful bonds of my entire life on the beach like this
forged some of the most powerful bonds of my entire life on the beach like this
oh you’re an industrialist? name 5 cheesecakes manufactured at cheesecake factory
i think a great bit would be if petsmart had just one big evil looking sword in this section
enough about microplastics. wanna try some macroplastics. i’m eating a frisbee
don’t think i’ve met a single person ever who listens to machine gun kelly. he is less of a musician and more like a mischievous forest spirit who emerges every five years to haunt a very beautiful woman to the point of madness
you would think “cyber-art heist” would be something awesome. it never is. imagine having a fortune in art stolen and when people ask what happened you have to be like “i updated my printer and within seconds a million in monkey jpegs was gone”
you see me struggling as i carry a dozen loaves of bread down the street. “that guy must be a chef,” you think to yourself. wrong. baguette fight club
me: my father shall hear of this
them: is he powerful and wealthy?
me: no we’re just close
bringing a sharpie to IKEA and adding more dots to the names of their products
wolf: little pig, let me in
pig: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin
wolf: ok you took this to kind of a weird place