@ManJuggs

The guy I’ve been paying to pick up poop in my backyard just realized that I don’t own any animals.

@ManJuggs

I think I finally found your G-Spot. It’s been in my wallet the whole time.

@ManJuggs

I wanna party with whoever decided to ditch their shitstreaked underwear in the bushes at the McDonald’s drive thru.

@ManJuggs

If I ever go to prison,
I’m gonna make damn sure everyone knows my street name: Butthole Teeth.

@ManJuggs

I like to throw a fake punch at a hooker’s crotch. If she flinches, I know it’s a dude.