@Marcmywords2

If by “interests” you mean vices, then sure, I have several outside interests.

@Marcmywords2

You people that disappear on weekends like you have something better to do, you’re not fooling anyone, we all know you’ve doing Community Service.

@Marcmywords2

Jokes on you, I still have a stockpile of toilet paper from the Mayan Calendar Apocalypse.

@Marcmywords2

I thought that was the most idiotic thing I’d ever heard, until you explained it… now it’s the second most idiotic thing.

@Marcmywords2

Obviously if someone’s in your trunk, the carpool lane is an option.

@Marcmywords2

I sure have purchased an inordinate amount of ringtones, for someone who keeps their phone on Silent.

@Marcmywords2

“You couldn’t handle me at my worst”

OMG, you mean this isn’t it.

And that’s how the fight started.