@marcusthetoken

Unless you’re a direct descendent of a horse, don’t chew with your mouth open.

@marcusthetoken

Always carry a newspaper or magazine so you appear to be preoccupied. – stalker handbook page 2 paragraph 3

@marcusthetoken

Can’t trust anyone that refuses to admit
They are wrong.

Sidenote: I do have a place to hide their bodies.

@marcusthetoken

Ok I just started watching House M.D.:

1 Does everyone gang up and beat House’s other leg?
2 does a rival Token come in to challenge Omar?

@marcusthetoken

I am really shocked that there is not a website devoted solely to the most clever Wi-Fi names of all-time.

@marcusthetoken

When I see how idiotic people can be, I get jealous of Darth Vader’s force choke ability in those exact moments.