@Maxine12333 Life is a balance as you age. You lose hair, hearing and keen eyesight but you gain insight, experience and a lot of weight. Bad trade.
@Maxine12333 @Maxine12333 If you’re feeling too good about yourself, go ask a 5 yr old to guess your age. That should even things out.
@Maxine12333 Friend gave me a ‘stress’ ball to squeeze when I’m tense. Did what I always do when nervous, I ate it.
@Maxine12333 Always keep your head up and stand proud! That way your double chin won’t show in your pictures.
@Maxine12333 Wish we had the power of at least one ‘do over’ in our lives. I used mine up in the 1st grade and winning at hopscotch wasn’t worth it.
@Maxine12333 Woke at 2 AM to a strange male voice telling me to accept god. Storm knocked out power at 7 and I forgot to turn off TV – thought I’d died.
@Maxine12333 There are no atheists in the passenger seat when I drive.
@Maxine12333 Daughter saw old clothes I’ve saved for sentimental value & said ‘I bet you cried when the last dinosaur died too’. She’s out of the will.
@Maxine12333 Treat your relationships as you would your teeth, daily attention and they could last a lifetime, too bad the same can’t be said for hair.
@Maxine12333 You know you’re getting old when the kids start referring to your savings as their inheritance.