“I’d like to buy this house”
“Will you waive inspection?”
“And waive the assessment?”
“And pay in cash?”
“And promise you won’t ever live in it?”
“If that gives me the edge”
ME WATCHING ANY MARVEL MOVIE AFTER ENDGAME:
Wait, so society is expected to just carry on as if this insane collective trauma never happened? That’s ridiculous.
ME IN 2022:
I finally used all those stickers I collected over the years. Now everything in my house is an Apple product.
Since Hemsworth didn’t go for Thanos’s head, Avengers: Infinity War is a Chris miss movie.
WHY ISN’T THE MEDIA TALKING ABOUT THIS?!👇
*links to story on mainstream media site*
Woman on bus just pulled her mask down to cough.
MEN TALKING TO FEMALE COWORKER BEFORE METOO:
“You look so pretty.”
MEN TALKING TO FEMALE COWORKER AFTER METOO:
“You look so pretty… bUt i GueSs i’M nOt aLLoWeD tO sAy tHaT anYmOrE hAha!”
That moment you realize “The Beatles” is a pun.
Are racist people like “ugh, my open minded uncle is going to be at Thanksgiving this year.”