@MicheleAKALips

I suspected my marriage was in trouble when I’d meet my husband for dinner then we would both race home to make out with the babysitter.

@MicheleAKALips

When life hands you 3 kids…..

You add the lemons to some vodka and hide in the closet.

@MicheleAKALips

I had a boyfriend once….right up until the moment my dad asked him “so what do you do?” and he replied your daughter.

He’s Dead.

@MicheleAKALips

My EX sent me a text today saying “Happy Anniversary” I replied, best one yet.

@MicheleAKALips

My EX sent me a text today saying “Happy Anniversary” I replied, best one yet.

@MicheleAKALips

My EX sent me a text today saying “Happy Anniversary” I replied, best one yet.