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This tweet was written by M. Night Shyamalan.

I bet you didn’t see that one coming.

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Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants.

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People who say gays are destroying the fabric of society have obviously never seen what a gay man can do with fabric.

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A judge in Oklahoma City wed a couple and then sentenced the groom to prison. That sounds redundant to me.

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Facebook game requests are like the Jehovah’s Witnesses of the internet. No matter how much you say no thank you, they just keep showing up.

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I’m guessing Scientology would have a lot more followers if they would’ve just come out and said they were pimps right from the start.