@MyPornKhan

When folks unfollow me shortly after they’ve followed me I just figure they sobered up.

@MyPornKhan

I’m guessing the person who decided how to spell “queue” and “okay” got paid by the letter.

@MyPornKhan

Ok, I’ll admit it, my choice of words is sometimes influenced by which ones I think I can spell correctly.

@MyPornKhan

I’m a married white male; my forefathers saw to it that I’m not allowed to be offended by anything.

@MyPornKhan

Sometimes, I look at the kids of today and think, “Thank god I’ll be dead by the time you grow up.”