@NikiWithIssues

I hate airplanes and flying. It’s like someone throwing a can full of people over the ocean and hoping someone in Europe will catch it.

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I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, blocking the tv and getting him shot on Call of Duty.

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There’s a butterfly in my office and a nerf gun in my purse. Susan, clear my schedule.

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I’m gonna get a tattoo of me getting a tattoo of me getting a tattoo. Inkception.

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My dream guy is hot, funny and smart. And he’ll ask me to marry him with a green lantern ring. And he has powers. And a castle. And Yoshi.

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It’s okay when Pac Man runs all over the place eating pills and claiming ghosts are after him but when I do it I’m “crazy.”

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So apparently not every chubby guy with a mustache is named Mario. My bad, dad.

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Who wants a serious blowjob? It’s like a normal blowjob but I’ll leave my glasses on.

@NikiWithIssues

There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note “Don’t eat me”.Now there’s an empty plate and a note “Don’t tell me what to do”

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Not enough drugs in the world that would make me strip in front of a webcam. But a bottle of wine should do it.