@NikiWithIssues So apparently not every chubby guy with a mustache is named Mario. My bad, dad.
@NikiWithIssues @NikiWithIssues Who wants a serious blowjob? It’s like a normal blowjob but I’ll leave my glasses on.
@NikiWithIssues There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note “Don’t eat me”.Now there’s an empty plate and a note “Don’t tell me what to do”
@NikiWithIssues Not enough drugs in the world that would make me strip in front of a webcam. But a bottle of wine should do it.
@NikiWithIssues We complain when it’s hot. We complain when it’s cold. We are such cunts. That’s why ET went home and never came back to visit.
@NikiWithIssues We complain when it’s hot. We complain when it’s cold. We are such cunts. That’s why ET went home and never came back to visit.
@NikiWithIssues We complain when it’s hot. We complain when it’s cold. We are such cunts. That’s why ET went home and never came back to visit.
@NikiWithIssues If he says I love you and you’re not ready to say it back, just say “I know.” He’ll think you’re being cute and quoting Star Wars. Win-Win.
@NikiWithIssues If he says I love you and you’re not ready to say it back, just say “I know.” He’ll think you’re being cute and quoting Star Wars. Win-Win.
@NikiWithIssues I’m not hungover. I just like to wear my sunglasses when I open the fridge door. It makes me look cool.