@NikiWithIssues We complain when it’s hot. We complain when it’s cold. We are such cunts. That’s why ET went home and never came back to visit.
@NikiWithIssues @NikiWithIssues We complain when it’s hot. We complain when it’s cold. We are such cunts. That’s why ET went home and never came back to visit.
@NikiWithIssues We complain when it’s hot. We complain when it’s cold. We are such cunts. That’s why ET went home and never came back to visit.
@NikiWithIssues If he says I love you and you’re not ready to say it back, just say “I know.” He’ll think you’re being cute and quoting Star Wars. Win-Win.
@NikiWithIssues If he says I love you and you’re not ready to say it back, just say “I know.” He’ll think you’re being cute and quoting Star Wars. Win-Win.
@NikiWithIssues I’m not hungover. I just like to wear my sunglasses when I open the fridge door. It makes me look cool.
@NikiWithIssues Huge nerds we are. Get laid we must.
@NikiWithIssues Talking about me behind my back? Good. My ass likes attention.
@NikiWithIssues You have a smile that could light up a whole psych ward. <3
@NikiWithIssues You can’t give me a mini fan at work and expect me not to spend the whole morning pretending I’m a model doing a photo shoot. It’s science.