@NolaChef504 If a drunk falls in the woods and no one is there to hear him, why did I go camping?
@NolaChef504 @NolaChef504 Turns out there isn’t a single sexy explanation for having a fork in your bed.
@NolaChef504 ATMs should have breathalyzers
@NolaChef504 “You take pills because you’re crazy”
“No MOM, I take pills because they make me tolerant of crazy people that don’t take pills”
@NolaChef504 When my boss is mad and takes it out on me, I do less work.
Can’t reward bad behavior with a positive response.
Training works both ways
@NolaChef504 I could defuse a bomb if it sounded like an alarm clock and I was sleeping.