Def Leppard: “Pour some sugar on me. Ooh, in the name of love”
Def Leppard’s Mom: “Just great! Now we’re going to have ants!”
The Walking Dead is my favourite Easter show.
You can’t hurt me. You aren’t my GF coming back after 3 days away, only to walk past me to say hello to the dogs first.
Whoever invented the boomerang had trouble letting go.
“WTF MAN?! You’re why Star Trek is better.”