Stop picking up fawns.
You are not a Disney princess.
And even if you are, don’t.
If a bear wears shoes and socks he still has bear feet.
Fun fact, the American alligator (Alligator mississippiensis) has enough bones in its body to make up an entire alligator skeleton.
Us watching you attempt to outrun something you tried to pspspspspspsps after we specifically said not to
stranger: is this snake poisonous?
us: nah fam,
stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth*
us: it’s venomous tho
YOU are cold. They have fur.
Do not let inside.