@OlanDevine People in glasshouses shouldn’t throw surprise parties.
@OlanDevine 
@OlanDevine “There’s someone out there for everyone”.
A really vague Receptionist.
@OlanDevine Who called it Star Trek III – The Search For Spock and not Finding Nemoy?
@OlanDevine I was on a search party in the forest last night.
Bit of a boring party.
We found a dead guy though.
@OlanDevine I like to imagine the person who originated Head & Shoulders shampoo had really, really hairy shoulders.
@OlanDevine It still really upsets me that my dog stopped talking to me around the same time I gave up taking hallucinogenic drugs.
@OlanDevine The letter n always has to be the centre of attention.
@OlanDevine Appendi
Appendii
Appendiii
Appendiv
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Appendix
@OlanDevine My Grandfathers dying words to me were, “Are you still holding the ladder?”.
@OlanDevine [at interview]
INTERVIEWER: Who inspires you?
ME: Peter Piper.
INTERVIEWER: What does he do?
ME: It’s difficult to say.