People in glasshouses shouldn’t throw surprise parties.
“There’s someone out there for everyone”.
A really vague Receptionist.
Who called it Star Trek III – The Search For Spock and not Finding Nemoy?
I was on a search party in the forest last night.
Bit of a boring party.
We found a dead guy though.
I like to imagine the person who originated Head & Shoulders shampoo had really, really hairy shoulders.
It still really upsets me that my dog stopped talking to me around the same time I gave up taking hallucinogenic drugs.
The letter n always has to be the centre of attention.
My Grandfathers dying words to me were, “Are you still holding the ladder?”.
INTERVIEWER: Who inspires you?
ME: Peter Piper.
INTERVIEWER: What does he do?
ME: It’s difficult to say.