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People in glasshouses shouldn’t throw surprise parties.

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“There’s someone out there for everyone”.

A really vague Receptionist.

@OlanDevine

Who called it Star Trek III – The Search For Spock and not Finding Nemoy?

@OlanDevine

I was on a search party in the forest last night.

Bit of a boring party.

We found a dead guy though.

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I like to imagine the person who originated Head & Shoulders shampoo had really, really hairy shoulders.

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It still really upsets me that my dog stopped talking to me around the same time I gave up taking hallucinogenic drugs.

@OlanDevine

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My Grandfathers dying words to me were, “Are you still holding the ladder?”.

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[at interview]

INTERVIEWER: Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper.

INTERVIEWER: What does he do?

ME: It’s difficult to say.