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Eventually every parent reaches the it’s a good thing they’re so cute stage.

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The only thing worse than thinking of what to make for dinner is then having to cook it.

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Nothing says you’re a parent like being jealous of a tree because it’s all alone.

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I don’t homeschool my kids cause the only historic battle I know is the one between Biggie and Tupac.

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The longer you’re a parent the harder it is to act excited when people tell you they’re pregnant.

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Silent Night is my favorite song about my kids staying at their grandparent’s house.

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Register for a new blender on your baby registry. It drowns out the crying and makes margaritas. You’re welcome.

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Raising children takes a village, preferably one with many vineyards.

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On bad days I like to take a pregnancy test to remind myself that things could be much worse.