@OneFunnyMummy Eventually every parent reaches the it’s a good thing they’re so cute stage.
@OneFunnyMummy @OneFunnyMummy The only thing worse than thinking of what to make for dinner is then having to cook it.
@OneFunnyMummy Nothing says you’re a parent like being jealous of a tree because it’s all alone.
@OneFunnyMummy I don’t homeschool my kids cause the only historic battle I know is the one between Biggie and Tupac.
@OneFunnyMummy The longer you’re a parent the harder it is to act excited when people tell you they’re pregnant.
@OneFunnyMummy Silent Night is my favorite song about my kids staying at their grandparent’s house.
@OneFunnyMummy Stop me if you’ve heard this already.
-said no kid ever
@OneFunnyMummy Register for a new blender on your baby registry. It drowns out the crying and makes margaritas. You’re welcome.
@OneFunnyMummy Raising children takes a village, preferably one with many vineyards.
@OneFunnyMummy On bad days I like to take a pregnancy test to remind myself that things could be much worse.