Eventually every parent reaches the it’s a good thing they’re so cute stage.
The only thing worse than thinking of what to make for dinner is then having to cook it.
Nothing says you’re a parent like being jealous of a tree because it’s all alone.
I don’t homeschool my kids cause the only historic battle I know is the one between Biggie and Tupac.
The longer you’re a parent the harder it is to act excited when people tell you they’re pregnant.
Silent Night is my favorite song about my kids staying at their grandparent’s house.
Stop me if you’ve heard this already.
-said no kid ever
Register for a new blender on your baby registry. It drowns out the crying and makes margaritas. You’re welcome.
Raising children takes a village, preferably one with many vineyards.
On bad days I like to take a pregnancy test to remind myself that things could be much worse.