@OzKamal

Me: can you spell wonton backwards?

Friend: not now !

@OzKamal

Average person has sex 89 times a year.
These next two days are going to be wild

@OzKamal

As your sugar daddy I will provide you with a 40% discount on all your future insulin purchases

@OzKamal

Crows that are stuck together are called Vel-crows

@OzKamal

Synonym rolls all look different but taste the same