What if Waldo isn’t actually hiding, and he’s just photo bombing all of those pictures?
Seagulls are the annoying drunk white girls of the bird community.
The Kardashians is what happens when you feed a gremlin after midnight.
I’ve decided that bringing a condom to a gunfight wasn’t the smartest choice for protection.
I’m surprised Cinderella didn’t become a psycho killer because I’ve seen some bitches go batshit crazy when they’ve lost a shoe.
I hope Justin Bieber’s on the next season of “16 and Pregnant”
This spider just got away from me because I made the classic villain mistake of telling him my whole evil plan before killing him.