@PanettaSexyTime

What if Waldo isn’t actually hiding, and he’s just photo bombing all of those pictures?

@PanettaSexyTime

I’ve decided that bringing a condom to a gunfight wasn’t the smartest choice for protection.

@PanettaSexyTime

I’m surprised Cinderella didn’t become a psycho killer because I’ve seen some bitches go batshit crazy when they’ve lost a shoe.

@PanettaSexyTime

This spider just got away from me because I made the classic villain mistake of telling him my whole evil plan before killing him.