@PeterClayton6

Imagine the effort it took this dolphin to propose, then the woman he loves does this in front of him? Just awful.

@PeterClayton6

My testicles are in The Guinness Book of Records. Got a few minutes before the librarian sees me.

@PeterClayton6

(Adobe CEO’s house)

Like the new couch hun?

Update it.

What about the wallpap…

UPDATE IT ALL.

You’re scaring the ki…

UPDATE THEM TOO…

@PeterClayton6

*buys shed at B&Q*

B&Q: Are you putting this up yourself?

Me: No, it’s going in the garden.

B&Q:

Me:

B&Q: I can’t help you anymore.