@PettyRuxpin83 I need a house elf. No weirdos tho.
@PettyRuxpin83 
@PettyRuxpin83 I’m not like other girls. I am Mothman.
@PettyRuxpin83 what the hell is this stain?
– a memoir
@PettyRuxpin83 No, I don’t wish to see “offensive replies”
what is this, a family reunion?!
@PettyRuxpin83 It’s wet right there and I don’t know why
– a one sentence horror story